Every "AI" Business Model Will Fail in 2026 Because of This!
Every couple years there is always a big "fad" that comes along like market cycles…
In recent times we had:
- Dropshipping
- Amazon FBA
- Day Trading
- Marketing Agency
- Affiliate Marketing
- Kindle Direct Publishing
- PDF Info-Selling
- TikTok Shop "Content Creator" Dance Monkeys
- Faceless Youtube Channels
And the newest and latest thing that your favorite goo-roo who wants to sell his wares to is not the latest Crypto or NFTs because he knows its cooked its…
The "3 Prompts to $10k" Slop Train
It seems this technology came in and everyone is ready to chime in on how its the latest and best thing ever to make that $10k per month & move to Dubai (THAT part never changes for some reason — shouldn't $10k be like $20k now with 'inflation' and all?)
And every poor shmuck living in his college dorm or moms basement with opinions on the war of Ukraine is ready to chime in, shell out the 3 payments of $997 and make sh*t happen; THAT never changes either…
And so begins a marketplace filled with iterations of iterations of iterations…
Courses about courses for making courses about courses from people with NO experience teaching others what they learned from their favorite ex-spurt.
Jokes aside, it really is the people on the top selling the stuff to the people who are your Average Frustrated Chump, watching the latest OF red-pilled podcast on how the world is doomed that make any of the real bucks.
Because whether or not you believe this; the marketplace is finite. Some might say shrinking right now and only the true k*llers are making bread and LOTS of it…"if you put in the work, work hard, and follow these instructions step-by-step without a single conscious thought yourself except putting in your Credit Card and hitting that big red BUY button… then I'll make all your dreams come true and you can live with me in Dubai and date a 12/10 Thicc Brazillion Baddie that I DEFINATELY did not pay for to hang out with me while we drag race our rented lambos"
And by the time you caught on that their stuff doesn't work he's already gone selling his next set of wares in the 'next big revolution' that will 'definitely' get you rich this time for sure!
"ANOTHER" Revolutionary Product
These sh*t-munchers are a lot like cold sores. You think they're gone and then they flair up begging for your attention, for you to take out your already maxxed out credit card while you shoot the sh*t ducking calls from collection agencies, promising that they have the solution to all your problems to get you out of the mess that their other sh*t-munching Buddy in the other WhatsApp GroupChat Created.
You can unsubscribe, unfollow, hit "not interested" in your TikTok algorithm and they keep coming back wearing new clothes in the form of new offers, and new products that catch you like a cat and a laser pointer making you FOMO HARD!
Alt-Image: The Average Male Looking to "Get Rich Online":
Survivorship Bias & People Who Make It Through "The Grind"
Then theres 1 or 2 people out of 10,000 that truly do make it (that's no problem when you've sold your product to 100,000). Just make it seem like their results are something anyone can achieve if they work hard enough and do exactly what you do, copy + paste and lo' and behold someone will pay you money and fill out YOUR checkout page.
The FUNNIEST thing I see about this is, these guys are all too happy to praise the few people that figured it out
But that doesn't matter, scroll to the bottom of ANY page and you will see how…
- they can't make guarantees
- how results are not typical
- how its for 'informational purposes only'
They mock you for not having the balls and brains for making it work, and they they p*ssyfoot around in their 'legal disclaimer' cause they know their sh*t doesn't work anymore. That's why they're selling you the packaged solution.
Let me give you a quick lesson in micro-economics (try not to fall asleep, I know P*rn and TikTok seem tempting right now but listen up MOFO…)
How Supply & Demand Works (A Boring Lesson in Economics)…
You're chasing the money. You want the money. But have you ever thought about going in blind?
You're told that for everything you want to build, you need to invest to build a business. That is the first real lie they sold you on. Want to do client work?
You're better off hitting the school of hard knocks, saving your Credit Card the trouble of interest and over-limit fees, and pick up a call and talk to someone whose money you want. Make calls, take notes, and observe what needs work.
Mike Tyson said it best, "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face". Except in this world, the plan you signed up for, is already on its last legs. Thats WHY its packaged, thats WHY it can be taught. I can wake up tomorrow and make the next FapBook and no one would care, Steve Jobs did it, its done, you're too late. Buck up.
The problem with every single one of these offers you see online is that the more people that join, the more saturated it gets, then the course re-sellers pop their pretty little thieving hands and they make a hayday with group-buys and sharing in their groupchats to everyone. It seems everyone is ready to be psychologically brain-dead thinking they can just COPY-and-PASTE their way into success, that there's some magic pill and solution out there and no one got the balls or the guts to think for themselves, sit with the discomfort, put in the reps NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES and get it done!
It's all about rushing to be the next under-age, can't drink, can't own a car, probably can't even stick your pee-pee in a hole, balls haven't dropped yet, voice cracking, pimpled face millionaire to repeat the process all over again and be some sort of "business prodigy success" that can sh*t sell his course off to the next chump. Looking at you Paul Hilse. I see you sponsoring every carousel post in every Instagram channel, click-baiting me to make a faceless Youtube Channel, well guess what — I don't wanna so keep it to yourself TYVM.
WHY IS NO ONE IS BUYING FROM YOU?
So you're down a couple thousand, you're investing your own growth, reading books, hitting the heavy bags, and 'making content' from your inexperienced life thinking that people will want to watch that. You put the girls off for later, and you get a little success. Suddenly you have the overwhelming urge to go even more all in, to put your life to the side and be a money-slave.
If there's one thing worse than being a wage-slave, its a money one.
You spend the best part of your years, not making friendships, not developing your unique life story, not truly 'growing' past your childhood f*ck ups, thinking that money will fix you right up. I'm not saying there's anything is wrong with the pursuit of wealth, by all means go for it. I'm saying its a problem especially at this age when you make it your entire personality.
Thats IF you even make a little bit in the first place. You think its so glamorous that instead of making minimum wage, your realistically making HALF that but hey the TikTok videos need to be edited, and those AI voiceovers gotta be on point…right? WRONG.
The fact of the matter is, being in sales (which is really what making an online business really is) whether thats through entertainment (i.e. selling yourself, your personality, your knowledge) or a product — requires some impromptu life experience that the world can't teach you. I've been in sales for most of my life, and I can tell you — the worst people to hire are the teenagers who think they know it all. No one wants to buy from them, they lack professionalism because of their age and lack of life experience and overall lack of relatability.
And, whatever props you do get for starting young is quickly outshined by your lack of experience. It's college 2.0 all over again, except this time you got no certification, and what you're learning is quickly becoming more and more and more obsolete as we speak while AI is doing what you can do better, faster, more efficiently and effectively and driving the costs down to all of us. Or worse, you think that you can write three prompts and be the next AI millionaire. Are you kidding?! You can't seriously be that gullible, can you?
Lessons From The School Of Hard Knocks
In my life I've done the typical thing most kids have done (minus the Skool groups, I can't stand the circle jerk of pointless mediocre info flooding my already attentionly-challenged mind). I've been to the courses and seminars and telegram group chats of your biggest sh*tmunching course seller. And, I gotta tell you the facts of the matter are pretty obvious.
- They are using their fame and reach to sell you something they don't know
- The reason they don't know is because they haven't done what they teach in over a decade
- The reason you can't do what they can do is because you don't have the credibility, or the social reach to make it happen
- The methods you are learning are made quickly obsolete
Just think about this for a moment, if you could learn something in 10 minutes and think you can sell a business, let alone compete with us big sharks in the world of paid ads for the attention of the world, what makes you think you can do it better than us. OR, what makes you think a well-savvy entrepreneur with an already thriving business that is making sales, that CAN pay you the glorious $10K a month you so crave (make that $20k in 2026)… can't learn or do better. What do you have that's so unique? A ChatGPT Pro Subscription doesn't count.
We already got over the point that your personality is SHOT because you decided to be a broke money guy for some reason in your formative years. So why?
I know I'm being harsh on you but call it tough love because I've been where you've been and I'm absolutely fed up with people dreaming big, feeling that nagging ache in their stomach wondering "Is this it for life? Do I just work a job and croak?"
Looking for a real and valid solution to fill in the gaps and only being fed with sh*t on the other end that somehow FEELS enticing cause its been perfumed with fancy editing, and a charmatic voice telling you that for just 4 payments of $999 this life can be yours too…
Think about that for a moment. Truly think, does that make sense to you? You really think that's all it takes to truly make it? You think each course you buy is just handing you participation trophies telling you well done champ, now you're a millionaire, go live like a degen for 10 years, post it on social media, and build out your own posse of brain-dead, emotionally-drained, life-style poor, early life crises young adults that can buy your sh*t non-working solution next! I've done it, YOU CAN TOO!
Its not that simple. It doesn't work that way. It NEVER works that way, and you're just pushing yourself further and deeper into the hole while they get rich off your failure, and your misery while you keep believing their "one in a million" success stories thinking its just a matter of time that you'll win the next business lottery if only the all-powerful algorithm gods make you go viral and famous.
The People Winning In The Trenches Don't Wanna Teach You What They Know
There's two reasons why the people that can REALLY help you don't want to teach.
- They reached a point of unconscious competence where similar to a trained professional fighter, they almost have to step back to watch and explain their own actions and thought processes.
- They are making their bag DOING what they say they do, and that's what makes them a whole lot more than teaching you for a fee (or some $10/mo skool subscription with 12,000 courses rambling in front of a Google Doc or Miro Board)
The economics just don't make sense. If I'm making bank selling what I'm telling you I'm a pro at, then WHY would I teach you just to create more competition for myself and also take away from my own business. My time is limited, why don't I just focus on what I'm doing instead and make my craft better.
Because at that level, 5 payments of $997 means nothing when your Shopify or whatever is bringing in $20k everyday and with just a little more care, focus and attention, you can anonymously SELL your business for 8-9 figures no problem.
The Case For Building Assets
Everyone knows that the best (and in all likelihood ONLY) way to build real wealth is through assets — physical real estate, stock portfolio, equity in companies…
or… digital media channels, email and customer lists, winning & revenue generating sales assets like ads and websites…
or… skills that can be transferred over and done for others
or…the asset of youth, near unlimited energy, "potential" (I hate that word), possibilities, and the fading feeling that the world is yours and you can do what you want with it.
Notice how none of these include some AI Growth Solution to sell to companies that you plug-and-play, or some faceless clown gaming channel…
Not that these don't work, I just much rather cut out the middle man and do the SELLING myself, instead of giving a platform for others to sell off my 'entertainment (clowning)' while I get 0.00001% of the asset of owning Youtube, or Instagram, or TikTok.
Yeah, let that sink in — your clowning on social media getting barely any views cause the algorithms shadow banned you for not sacrificing a goat and pushing their twisted 'woke' agenda and they STILL get YOU to build out their asset. Every second you spend there is training their AI (asset), growing their social media network (asset), and teaching them every little thing about you that you don't even know about yourself!
There's a story of a girl who started getting Target ads for baby products BEFORE she knew she was pregnant. Yeah, its that good. They know all of us in our worst, most twisted, heinous selves and they don't mind shoving an ad in front of it to get you to buy and spend more time on their platform. That's why you leave feeling drained, because YOU ARE. You literally are giving away all your emotions, time and energy — don't let this world of content clownation fool you into thinking you're actually doing something.
Back when I was growing up, it wasn't like this at all. We saw our posts from our friends more than the random stuff on the explore feed. We talked, chatted, connected and went out on dates. Now, I'm not sure what most people are doing, but I checked out long ago. The people worth talking to, are worth calling or texting to meet. The rest — cannon fodder to train the algorithms to show my ads to the right people that get a kick out of my selling style (straight, gut punch, in your face, no holds barred — which reminds me, if this offended you up until now, you can go cry about it while you put the fries in the bag, I don't care. I'm not here to sugarcoat the world or get you to be my friend. I got plenty of friends. I don't need more Thanks).
THE ONE KEY ASSET YOU NEED TO BUILD
Now we're really getting into the nitty-gritty. If you made it this far without skimming and I still have your attention, you just might have a shot at winning it. Clearly you're not just a customer in some long stripe payments screenshot for someone. You got some semblance of thinking for yourself and I commend you for that.
Because you made it this far, I'm going to give you the respect you deserve from now on. Everyone else that couldn't face the blunt truth has clicked off by now watching the next dancing short-skirted girl dancing half-naked for views. But you didn't, good job? Did that come off patronizing? It was supposed to. Now listen up while I still got your attention, because it won't be long until the world with its infinite distractions will pull you in again to be the next wage-slave or 4 payments of $997 slop train that sounds 'good enough' to be true…
If you're here than I'm guessing money is tight, you're just growing and building your career, education, skillset and/or business at this point in time. You have big goals and dreams and know for a fact by now that most of what's out there is absolute garbage. If you're getting a degree its probably because your parents pressured you into it, or its just 'the thing to do' at your age even though you know it won't get you very far unless you stay in school for 10 years, get $1,000,000 in debt and spend the next 80 hours a week of your working life slaving away to pay it off only for a shot at success.
It doesn't have to be this hard. Don't get me wrong, it requires hard work but not the way you're doing it. Not by reading books, or by spending time in courses that teach you the same recycled crab that 10,000 people bought, 1,000 went through to the end, 100 people applied and failed miserably or lost a sh*t ton of money, and maybe 5 actually made some true progress through sheer luck, will, effort, brains, and/or balls.
I'm going to go the cliché root for this "one key" (even though to be fair I did bait you a little because the human mind psychologically loved "one" key solutions… don't know why, just know it works)…
If you know yourself, and you know your enemy then victory is assured. - Sun Tzu
Now, what does that mean? Take a minute, think about it.
I'll wait.
Step 1: Know Yourself.
Its easy for me to write this and make it relatable to the right people because I lived a life. I have a unique belt of life experience that makes my life worth sharing, granted they were mostly from hard lessons and lots of f*ck ups. But lessons for sure…
You may or may not have life experiences that can be transferred over yet, or honed in skills that allow you to come off unique in a slew of "3 prompt solutions" to every problem someone faces in their life.
There's a reason you read this far when probably no AI in the world can get trained to write like this. Because this is ME. You can put this into an AI, and I'm sure their woke compliance department would shut you down and tell you to get help (they did to me once haha)…
Aside from life experience, and this is where it gets tricky…
You have to know your upbringing, your habits, your desires, and WHY you want this so much. What's that calling your heart thats made you seek me out and get this far? What resonated? What didn't? Did you find it funny, or did I offend you — and if I did there's a lesson there too.
Why?
The things you find offensive, the things you fear, the things you shy away from are also a big reveal into who you are. Is it because its true in one way or another? Or is it because you genuinely fear and see yourself heading that way and want to make a change?
Lets bring the case for money, AI slop, Faceless channels, and the next "fad" that comes after that if I'm running ads to this page in 2029…
Why? I'm sure you genuinely don't have an interest in faceless content, or day trading or FBA. The truth is you want the RESULTS of what these things can potentially give you.
Those paper stacks you see and yacht trips that attracted you to the 4 payments we mentioned, to the Real World or Educate IO or whatever they call it (same slop different face)…
What made you want to enroll. You were entertained right? Or you were enraged? Your emotions were activated somehow, but you didn't know why. You saw someone having something you desperately wanted, and you rightfully FEEL that you deserve. And they told you that you could do it too…right?
So what do you truly want? Be honest with yourself. Because, no one wants to start a business. Absolutely no one.
The one's I see that truly made a business work either slugged it out for long enough to see enough things that clicked after maxxing out their credit cards on a whole lot of trash (yours truly right here ✋); or they uniquely knew something or had the correct connections to make something happen that you or I couldn't…
There is a lot of red tape and legal regulations that go into things that make it almost impossible to enter certain worlds like finance, fintech, pharmaceuticals, or Hollywood productions. Those are the games of knowing people…
Start with who you are. Start with what you want, and WHY you want it. Show no one but be brutally honest with yourself. Because if you don't know this part I promise you the algorithms know as you remain blind to YOURSELF and they'll have no problems twisting your buttons finding ways to get you to drain yourself on their platforms while they sell your data to the highest bidder.
Its okay to be egotistical. It's okay to want status and recognition. It's okay to one up your brother. It's okay to want nice things. But, be real as to why you want it and for what purpose. You need to know this. You need to know your core drivers. You need to know if where you're heading is truly YOUR path or just one that some guy showing his lambo in his garage told you should be your path and you're a r*tard for not wanting it, remain a brokie, a wage-slave, a g**ner, whatever…
To start winning your battles. To start winning at life, you gotta stop folding and losing to these scam artists first. This can take years to know if done right and you still might not get a complete answer. Life unfolds and leaves a whole lot of unanswered questions.
But one thing is for sure, without even a basic understanding of your core motivators, you won't be doing much persuading on others to get them to do what you want. That's really what the game really is. Other people have what you want, and its your job to find a way to get them to willingly give it to you without breaking any laws (nothing is EVER worth jail time — trust me).
Step 2: Know Your Enemy
Anything you are doing involves knowing your audience in some form or another. If you are a comedian you need to know what they grew up watching, whats relatable to their lives, whats the clichés from Hollywood that they will relate to.
If you are a marketer or advertiser — we call this "market research" where we scour the web going through reddit and other anonymous posts, youtube comments, book reviews, and competitor pages, products and testimonials to know what people are thinking, what words their using, why they buyed, why didn't they buy.
If you're a content creator or faceless clown then you still need to know the latest magazine gossip. You're essentially the magazine aisle right before you checkout at Walmart to people. They're waiting to pass through life and you're just there to pass the time and to look at on their way out. As you can tell, I don't hold much respect or regard for people who try and turn brains to mush.
If your an OF h*e then…well maybe we DON'T do this one.
It all really comes down to the same things. Whether one-to-one in terms of your friendships and allies and clients where relatability and shared experiences, or expertise are treasured…
Or one-to-many where (ideally) you just have such a name and authority that you control the market. What you say gets quoted, and your massive reach is what drives the copy-cats and "copy-and-paste" 3-prompt package "AI" Course buyers to copy and flood the market with your slop for you…
That's also why a person whose name is oddly close to "taint" has his videos flooding all corners of the internet without even being on social media. He had "affiliates" do it for him, give him massive reach, and SOME did get to sell his course for him and keep 10% or whatever it was.
In this world, AI or not — it still comes down to knowing and serving people. And, you can't do that with a copy-and-paste, plug-and-play button. It changes all the time, its constantly changing. What's on everybody's mind today is gone the next, and with AI its changing even faster.
What you can have are general skills of influence and persuasion, in other words getting other people to obey, by making them WANT to give you what you want and feel good about it.
That's all it comes down to. There are language patterns, copywriting techniques, market research, customer avatars, and definitely pure just entertainment, clowning, rage-baiting, laughing at or laughing with the person VALUE — that draws ATTRACTS your attention long enough for a command to be issued. Like I did in this sales page with zero research and just woke up on bed choosing violence.
Whether its one person or many similar people, the principles remain the same. But they can't be copy-and-paste. That just doesn't work, and if you think it does, go buy something, follow it to a T and report back your results.
If its "productized" its already dead. There has to be SOME unique edge, always. And, I don't really see one much better than your own personality and who you are in the age of slop. And just knowing that you read this far, means that you have one. You don't just think like everyone else and follow the herd — not completely at least. We all gotta 'follow' a little bit to not get kicked out of society. There's that too.
Step 3: Asset Building
Skills, Relationships, Cash-Multiplying Investments.
Thats it.
The Only "Real" Shortcut
Again, I hate using the word "shortcut" cause your adolescent, TikTok-addicted mind just loves that word too much. It's overused, overhyped, and massively over-promised.
I'll just simply say, anything you can learn in a book, in a course, in "steps" — ultimately goes to the end of Unconscious Competence.
It becomes you. It becomes automatic. You no longer can explain how or why you do it, and you almost have to step back to break it down.
If you had to ask me what "marketing principles" I used in this page, I CAN break down a few. But they are so built-in and internalized at this point, that its truly not a conscious thought. It's just how I write, its almost, to a certain extent, WHO I AM.
I could go deep into the science of mastery. It's truly a unique thing. I'll just say this, learn anything new, your brain is firing a bunch, you're concentrating, working hard, even just the act of READING (which is another tool I use to filter out who my people are and who are not — because hey if they don't have attention spans, they're not worth the n*t their daddy created them with)…
You had to struggle for this, then it became automatic. Sure you can teach the ABCs to someone, how to write words and sentences, but its largely not something you think about. The REAL skill of success is largely that...
Especially when you're building up. BEFORE you can own assets like massive email lists, big social media following (obsolete in AI Slop world), real estate, or just knowing the real ballers in your hometown.
Relationships, skills, cashflow-generating investments.
The shortcut is PEOPLE. The right people. The one's that may or may not accept you into their circles right now because you don't have much to prove or provide to them (yet).
I can go anywhere, talk to any owner and I'm able to tell him where his business is faulty, what he could do improve, what I could do to improve it, IF he wants it. Or I can be cool and just ball-out in his nightclub and he'll still want me there. Theres something about my presence and how I carry myself that brings the right people into my life.
My skill deficiencies are easily compensated by my skill efficiencies and the 'value' I bring to others. Often this is asked in the form of money from you on the internet and its called "consulting" and were getting there but its not what you think, just hold on…
The one thing I will say though is this if you know others well enough you'll know how to give them what they want, and in return you can easily get what you want and make them feel good giving that to you, no matter what you do.
We're getting very Meta- and I'm getting very tired. So, I'll make my pitch to you soon because ads cost money, and money means offers because ain't no way I'm putting my dime for nothing, I want something back ofc.
Here's What You Need To Do IN ORDER To Truly Make It:
Step 1: Get rid of the BS that you know or don't know about yourself that's making you PREY animals to the Slop-filled world of courses.
This is the most important step because even after "achieving success", if you're unaware of yourself, you're going to find a lot of manipulators, and advantage-takers, and parasites bleeding you dry. Trust me.
Step 2: Persuasion and Influence. Whether its using video, or the written word (which I very much like), or something else like sales call presentations, or mock cold calls. I've done it all…
I'll perfect your own persuasion abilities and critique and help you out with anything in the real world or online.
Step 3: Traffic & Offer
Traffic tends to mean click online. But depending on where your at (and even if we get this far, you might just need to get rid of a lot of trash in your brain), I'll help you set this one up.
I've done every business model or have someone that does it successfully, or ran some ads to some ClickBank Trash that made me a few thousand dollars in the matter of a few weeks. I've cold called. I've opened sets with girls, and business owners. I've done it all.
We're getting attention, and we have an end goal, a purpose. For most people here that means income, but again this is highly tailored to you. Think of me like the older brother most of you never had. One who's actually done it, won't lie to your face to protect your feelings, and genuinely gives a sh*t whether you figure it out or not.
Step 4: Sales and community (money in the bank, trust and relationships)
Now again, I can't promise this but I see this to be the natural progression where things are going. In fact, to be blunt with you — it's very unlikely you'll even get a minimum wage job in this economy without knowing somebody. These skills were always essential, they just became even more essential now.
You're welcome to go back to your social-media binge whenever you want? No… still with me? okay we got one more step…
And that's freedom whatever it looks like for you. I'll be blunt, the yachts and fast cars are fun but theres a reason why they get old. The ones you see doing that sh*t online do it for showmanship, to attract people who worship those things. Don't get me wrong, I've been there too.
And its okay if you are. If you need to drive a lambo to never want to drive one everyday cause its too low and the seating is weird, and you can't just park it anywhere, and its impractical for 3000 different reasons, 1 not being how much it costs. then sure; dream on, just dont let that slop control you — and buy someone else's lambo because of it.
when you reach this point anyway, you'll want something GREATER in life. I mean if you full degen, you'll probably have to do step 1 again — cause life has a fancy way of humbling you if you don't pay your dues, and keep moving forward and serving some form of higher power or bigger purpose but we'll get to that when YOU get to that.
The Offer
Here's the thing I already know about you.
You're not stupid. You're not lazy. You're just operating without a clear picture of where you actually are, where you actually want to go, and what's genuinely in the way.
Could be the business. Could be the mindset. Could be both. Usually it's both.
I've been exactly where you are. Maxxed cards, wrong moves, chasing the wrong things for the wrong reasons, figuring it out the hard way because nobody around me had actually done it. I had to piece it together myself over years of getting it wrong before I got it right.
That's what you're actually paying for. Not a framework. Not a course. Not a PDF. One hour with someone who's been through it, can see your situation clearly because he's lived a version of it, and will tell you exactly what he sees — no sugarcoating, no agenda, no upsell waiting at the end.
You'll leave with a direction. Something concrete. Something that's actually yours.
$100. One hour. One shot.
Show up ready or don't show up at all.
If you read this entire page and something in you said yeah — that's enough. Book it.